I hate this...

...so much.

Poor Adsense

Sometimes I feel bad for the AdSense Bot.

He has to search through this jumbled mess of topics on a dynamic front page, it's really tough for him to produce relevant ads (you know, those annoying links on the left, that when clicked, allow my seven illegitimate children to eat this week.)

He did well earlier this week, after my post about that geek t-shirt, there were promptly ads about geek t-shirts, so he gets some props there. But most of the time they're about Ketchup or meeting singles (do I come across as a desperate single man who loves ketchup?).

So what is my point? This post doesn't meet my criteria of useful or entertaining, so once again I'll compensate by distracting all you Squared-Fans by a stupid animal video! This time you'll be entertained by synchronized dancing, Michael Jackson, and a Walrus.

(Enjoy)

Nobody Cares

I posted last night about my purchasing of a laptop on ebay, I'm sure some of you read it before I deleted it this morning.

Why did I delete it? Because I awoke with this realization: unless your readers know you personally, they could give a rat's a$$ about what's happening in your life, and even if they are your friends, there's a good chance they still don't care.

Content usually fits into one of two categories, entertaining or informative. As the post about my laptop was neither, it had to go.

Hmm.... this isn't very informative, better do something quick to make it entertaining.....
I know, I'll throw in a stupid video about pets, people are idiots for puppies.

Here's a video with ~1.2 Million views, enjoy.




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Vincent VanElephant

Ok, so I'm really not into animals or anything... you will never catch me watching Animal Planet or carrying a miniature schnauzer around in my purse. I just thought this was amazing...

So, from what I've read, about 10 years ago a couple of artists and an "elephant expert" started an academy to teach retired elephants how to paint. Retired from what, I don't really know... I mean honestly, they're elephants. Anyway, these elephants can paint shapes, objects, or even themselves. I guess they're extremely smart- their brains are almost 4 times the size of ours so I suppose they would be. Whatever. I'll hold to my theory that an elephant still can't pass Thermodynamics with a better grade than me.



And to top it all off, they make music and can use tools! Hmm... I wonder if they can learn how to use a bench grinder...

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